You don't have asthma, your pregnant
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You smell like stripper and shame
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
