She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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