its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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