I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
