That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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