i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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