she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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