i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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