You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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