Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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