The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
this will be a night to untag.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I believe in your delicious
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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