You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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