just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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