if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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