my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The power of my boobs compel you
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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