Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
