Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I have post one night stand depression
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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