belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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