hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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