Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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