a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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