Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
smell my finger.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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