Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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