U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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