So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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