He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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