So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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