Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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