why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Do you have feelings for this penis?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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