i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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