She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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