Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
