Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
