he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
