Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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