people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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