yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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