Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
