oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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