i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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