Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
