shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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