Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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