It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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