i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Your penis caused this!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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