god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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