i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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