i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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