I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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