marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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