so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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