doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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