Kareoke will never be a sober sport
wat bout pragnant strippers??
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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