you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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